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What we've been up to
The SOIL Sisters made their third year in a row appearance at VultureFest in Makanda, IL. Sisters Mothra Stewart and Gay Bitch Milkshake were joined by GBM's formerly absorbed twin, Sr Dead Bitch Milkshake, who was partially manifested in flesh and bone to try to attract some vulture attention. That grrl is a hoe for a scavenger! The Sisters quickly learned that a skull in a habit definitely knows how to photobomb!
The SOIL Sisters were welcomed to the festivities with mostly open arms and a fair amount of familiarity and recognition. Those few festival goers with the judgy side-eye were definitely in a minority, and they knew it! The rest of Makanda was too committed to having an inclusive good time! Many pictures were taken, including some fabulous group photos with Abraham Lincoln--proving coming back from the dead was the trend of this year's VultureFest. (Is that a vulture gag?)
On the way to the festival from the free parking at Sr Mothra's home (don't she just got "Makanda" written all over her???), the Sisters were escorted by a very loud and proud calico cat. The same cat showed up to escort Sr Mothra back home at the end of the day. Neighbors noted the cat was new and unknown. When the little fuzz ball, whose colors complimented Sr Mothra's, followed her all the way home, it was apparent this was gonna be more than just a festival fling. That's right! Sister Mothra Stewart may have gotten her wings from Infant Island, her black veil from the SoPI, and her CBD from Snoop Dawg, but she got her pussy from VultureFest in Makanda, IL! As Dead Bitch Milkshake is our witness!!!
A good time was had by all, a homeless kitty found a home, a dead sister got to be ghoulish with the vultures, and many crystals were fondled in Sr. Unity's name! All in all, not a bad third VultureFest for the SOIL Sisters!