The Hoes do Southern Illinois LGBTQ Fest

Southern Illinois LGBTQ Fest was a resounding success and the SOIL Sisters are honored to have been apart! After all, its not a fest or a party without some dirty hoes! The SOIL Sisters raised $420 for the community between reading cards and selling wax melts!

Much love to Sister Fagatha Hardness who not only made sure the House was all set up with their tent and table, (we didn't have a corner this time.) but also put together and successfully ran the event. When we say ran, trust she ran, her Cornette barely kept up with her shadow. That's a committed hoe and Abbess!

Sister Jewnita showed a lot of skill and Joy helping to sell wax melts in various forms, (I heard their Glissies were the most popular and even the gayest dick loving Sister in the House had to stop and appreciate them.) swallowed a banana whole to refill their potassium stores and even taught Sister Marjorie how to summon butch lesbians! (Sister Marjorie is still working that out....)

Postulant Salacious Scuttlebutt made sure the Sisters were well photographed and even grabbed us a table during a Sister emergency! They showed the House they were primed and ready to be the dirtiest hoe on the block by the cornfield near the Silo and was elevated the next day for all their work!

Sister Gay B(*&^ Milkshake hung out with the Sisters and the Fine & Bawdy Wenches sharing joy through song and making sure we had just enough duck tape to tuck, I mean hang up flyers of Sister Unity's performance and visit!

Sister Mothra Stewart popped their festival reading cherry, reading all the beads as they say it and having some adorable moments with family and children. She even was gifted the ring they had been holding ransom since June! They read them cards with grace and wisdom, the mark of a good hoe is to leave their clients satisfied and happy. Mothra is a good hoe.

Sister Marjorie helped to read them cards and sell them wax melts as well, they met many wonderful people and ate their lipstick the entire time they talked. Not content with just reading people for filth she showed her chicken cutlet sized boobs to the musicians, Mothra and at one time the whole tent. In a past life she may have even burned a bras.
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Much love and thanks to Rainbow Café and all who helped make this dream a success!
Much love to all performers and vendors that came out to support community.
Glittery Blessings!
SOIL Sisters

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